Yes, it does look *THAT* different! But A+ for the sexy, hunger pose!

Mmm...looks like you've got some extra space on that big, soft bed. Don't look at me that way. You're eyes are burning into my soul. Just...close them, yes, that's it. Allow me to turn on some soothing music. Do you enjoy the sound of the clarinet? Gasp, so do I! It's so...reedy. Hey, I just noticed how firm your forearms are. You must be a very vigorous typist. Just a guess. Can I get a closer look? Extraordinary. So chiseled and....whoa!!! I'm sorry I fell right onto the bed! I'm such a klutz! BTW, Do you have any piercings?

Emily, you are bad bad bad.

I should note, roughly a year after I originally posted this, that most of my friends insist this looks nothing like me. Alas, I guess I'll have to make another self portrait attempt soon.